You should all keep a Portuguese/English dictionary in your back pocket just in case you ever run into Kyra Gracie and need to spit game at her. Actually, I take that back. Don’t do that. Just smile and nod, then move on to another woman. She’s too amazing for any of us. You’ll probably just embarrass yourself and Uncle Renzo won’t be amused.
If you do buy that dictionary, one of the first words you’ll learn as you browse through words that start with the letter “A” is Alligator, which translates into ‘Jacare’. Coincidentally your MMA-dominated thought process will remind you that this also the name of Strikeforce’s newest middleweight champion. What that dictionary won’t tell you in any of the definition’s subscripts is that Jacare recently fathered his first son, and that son genetically inherited a blue belt in jiu-jitsu as he burst out of the womb and armbarred the doctor who delivered him. Check out what the proud father told PVT Magazine in their latest issue.
“He didn’t even cry when he was born, and when the doctor lifted him up, he grabbed the doctor’s arm as if he were setting up an armbar”
Watching Animal Planet will ultimately give people more bad ideas than MMA is capable of manifesting. The Crocodile Hunter taught the world how to annoy all sorts of lethal animals. None of you will admit to it, but we all know ‘someone’ that tried those same stunts at home and that’s the whole basis for the Jackass 3D. Regardless of what you learned watching Steve Irwin, leave it to your favorite MMA website to tell you that humans should never attempt to grapple with alligators or their offspring. Consider us the voice of reason. [Source]